Friday!

I gotta say that in Minnesota it is hot and humid, and is supposed to be in the 90's this great Memorial weekend, and considering we are going up to the cabin tommorrow, that will make the water feel so good to swim in, boat in, wave run in, and pee in.
I was able to get the lawn watered last night, and of course, Jody our favorite neighbor from next door said she should water hers, and I said, "Well, it is probably gonna rain now that I am watering, just because that is how it works when I water." It was clear out. So what happens about an hour after I get done watering? It thunderstorms out! Oh well, I call that a double bonus!
I pretty much am stuck on things to update about since I don't lead that much of an exciting life ALL the time. But I guess you could say that is good. The only real drama is at work, and THAT is a different story altogether! With the mix of people we have here, and this is not sexist, but it is the way it is. The women can be so frickin CATTY and behind the back talkers about EACH OTHER is makes me both laugh and pissed off. I feel bad for some of them because some of the bootlickers talk behind backs to bosses and then the ones who just try to defend themselves get a bad reputation from higher because the bootlickers set them up!
I guess that is life right? And the only reason I say it seems to be the women around here is that the males in our dept. are VERY outspoken and if you ask us if your arm pits stink, we don't say, "Well, no, I don't smell anything" We say "What the heck smells like stinky ass arm pits"
And BTW, when we fart, we say "That ones gonna leave a mark!" You always know how we feel! I love it that way, because there is nothing to hide! Face it, we only say what most poeple think but don't say! We are communicators in this office, and I love it!
Everyone have a GREAT Memorial weekend, and stay safe, please don't drink and drive, and if you are in Wisconsin, and buy Fireworks be careful driving back into Minnesota because you have a better chance of getting caught "smuggling" them into Minnesota than if you were trying to get into the U.S. from Mexico! Hell, I am surprised I haven't been activated to "patrol" the Minnesota/Wisconsin border for "Firework Immigrants"! Wisconsin has sucky Fireworks anyways! Go to South Dakota, or Missouri, there are awesome ones there.
But seriously, wear sunscreen, drink water(or beer), and stay safe this weekend!
But also, whether you having fun at the lake, take time to remember someone who gave of them selves so you could have the fun doing so!

Later,
Erik