Clarifying!
I realize when I go to bed at night and I think about the long ass boring day I just had, and all the stuff I didn't get accomplished and try to think about how I could do better tommorrow, or how I will get pissed at somebody the proper way! Let me fill you in on some of those thoughts, or at least things I know that I want to change, or maybe I don't want to change, but somebody pointed out something they noticed about me! Remember, these are thoughts as I think them when I am laying in bed(at least the rated R or less ones)!
And then the solutions that I think up! (T)=Thought (S)=Solution
(T)Man, I have heard that I use to many !!!!!! in my writing, both at work and on my blog!!!!!
(S)Too frickin bad, an exclamation point is for exclaiming, and I exclaim a lot of crap!
(T)I wish I had brought foot powder down to the room for my boots!
(S)I think I will steal all the foot powder from SSG Caldwell
(T)Should I piss in my bottle before I fall asleep or just take the chance I will get through the night?
(S) Fill'er up!
(T)Man I sure miss the family, and I can picture the kids and Missy , and think about the dreams they were in last night!
(S)I can't wait til tonites dreams!
(T) Oh yeah I forgot to pray!
(S) Thank yo lord for..........
(T) I swear Ozzy is saying "Looks like Holtan and I were beat by a fool like you" in that song!
(S) No solution, just a thought
(T) I can't wait to get to work tommorrow and see how many people have gone on my site and left a comment, and see how much $ I made when people clicked my ads, since all they have to do is click a couple time when they come to the site, and I make $ to support the site!
(S) $0000000.00
(T)Wow, now I am getting sleepy, and I have gas!
(S) Fart and fall asleep!
Yeah that's all I got today, and I know I am a little weird, and I like it!
Later,
Erik
11 Comments:
Gee - glad I'm not the only one who does mental q&a before falling asleep! (I like exclamation points, too *grin*)
I use too many as well!!!!!!!! My poor husband loves when I fart before I fall asleep.LOL wHAT NO MONEY? i AM PRETTY SURE i GAVE YOU SOME CLICKIES. OOps, forgot to turn off the caps lock. Too early, must drink more coffee;)laterz.
KAty - you are such a hoot!
Erik - I'll try to remember to add clickies when I can. I also popped you onto my sidebar, and high lighted you today as well!
Hi Erik-
I have already destroyed one computer here at work buy clicking when I should not have so I probably won't make any money for your site. Sorry - Are there any big July 4th Celebrations planned for the troops this year?
Have a great day!
Tammy P
I did some clicking and the next thing I know I talking with a bunch of buddies from Basic Training. The only problem is that I'm Army and they are all Marines! Oh well, at least it only cost $200. (Best $200 I ever spent!)
Sleep well bro! Dream of me out driving you on the golf course. (Nevermind. I think that would be more of a nightmare for you!)
Dan
Sounds, hmmm let me think, hmmmm human. Hey you are human not superman. I sure hope my soldier's days are boring.
"fart and fall asleep"? oh man, I'm sure your wife is shaking her head with that one! the poor woman is probably mortified (but she's also probably laughing her butt off!) stay safe.
Huge Ozzy Fan here (back when he still had a few brain cells left, but he's still a dear now as well, even if he is completely confused and dazed). Any photo of Ozzy is dear to my heart.
:)
PS: I use way too many !!!! too. But dangit, I mean every one of them.
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