HAVE YOU SEEN THESE PEOPLE?

I am looking for these 2 people, last seen in the vicinity of Iraq, and last known to have taken a flight to the United States of America! They were wearing a camoflauge brown type outfir to blend into surroundings! Be on the lookout for 2 polite individuals who are actually very crabby if you get to them! They are wanted in connection with trying to stir the pot abandon their brother in arms SGT Holtan, to fend off the wild dogs they released! They reward for their capture is actually not a reward, it is a sentence! You will get yelled at and told you are wrong at every turn. You will be told "THIS WILL FAIL" numerous times by SSG Caldewell, and "I AM RIGHT" by SGT G! They also have failed to update their blogsites which makes them DEADBEAT BOLGGERS, and should be considered unarmed(Their weapons were taken away), but VERY Dangerous. They have both been seen in seperate locations and if they are seen by ANYONE proceed with caution, and contact ME RIGHT AWAY!
DO NOT CALL THE REAL POLICE or Rampart Squad 51, or CHIPS(Ponch and John) but you can try calling Jenny. Her number is 867-5309. She didn't think I had her #, but Jenny I got your number!
Alright, that was a little weird, but oh well, if you don't like it, you can go onto the next blog, and it will be some boring diatribe about the grass being greener or something like that! Ooops, sorry Katy!
Well, I thought I would give a tribute to Caldwell and Gustafson, who are gone!
Well Curt will be back, but that is his problem. But I did get my Wisp air freshner in my room new batteries, so I am ready for his return! Oh well, he has a couple weeks left, but it has taken me this long to get the smell of his B.S. out of the room! Hey, I heard something from the SGM today about myself. He told me that a couple people told him "If you want your comments to go public tell SGT Holtan"!
Hey, I resemble that remark! But seriously folks, if your shit stinks, I am gonna flush the toilet for you! Just closing the lid WILL NOT make the stank go away!
I don't back stab, if you want to talk behind someone elses back talk to me, and I will expose you! Funny stuff!!!!!!
Wow, I think when I get back I am gonna start writing analogies, because I like to make them up! Hope eveyone has a GREAT START TO THE WEEK!!!!!!
Later,
Erik