Tuesday, October 04, 2005

200th, BABY!!!!!!!


No, I do NOT have 200 kids, but this is my 200th post, and I have to say, I am glad I kept up with this bad boy for the most part durng this time so far of deployment to paradise!
I have not regretted ANYTHING I have written and it has been a creative outlet for me, caused me to be introduced to some GREAT strangers, that have been great to be a part of my day!
I have been harsh to some at times, and I DO still feel that way to all involved that I ever ripped on, YOU DESERVED IT!
To the ones I have said good things about, and have thanks and used you support and advice, in the same manner as above, my loyalty is undying, and true! I will always be there in the end if you need myself or my family for support!
I have grown this thing to something different than what I set out to do, and with evolution tht happens right? I made this site to keep family and friends from forgetting to send Christmas presents, and packages, and when they didn't I begged strangers! KIDDING!!!! But, it does actually sound like that might have been why I did it! It is not, I got bored with the same ol same ol, and I saw some people that did different things with theirs and I hope I have made mine more entertaining because of it! I don't want to exclude ANYONE, and everyone on my blogroll is valued and were my first loyal customers, but I have to especially thank:

KATY AT THE DIRTY DAYS(She got me to figure the technical stuff out, even though she doesn't get the audiopost technique yet! Thanks KATY, and for your correspondence with Missy!)

MERITT AT COFFEE PLEASE(She sent Curt and I cookies, and has shown me how to add the flashy adds on the bottom of the page. And she and her husband like 80's rock.)

Everyone else, don't get mad, those two have shown me how to do cool things.

Yes, I have become like the Minnesota Twins, and dilluted my adspace on the site, but I am a small market blogger, and I have to have revenue streams ANY way I can!
Kidding, but I could use some clicks on the Google ads if you like what they say! The colored ads at the bottom, pay more, but you have to actually have to buy something, and I mainly only do them to add color!

I am also starting a CHALLENGE on my site, and very simply I won't call it a CONTEST, cause some idiot might sue my ass or threaten to. Believe me that has happened! All the way to Iraq!
So anyways, this is what I am gonna do!

I WILL ANNOUNCE THE DAY I HAVE THE CHALLENGES THAT IF YOU GO BACK TO THE DAY BEFORES POST, SOMETHING WAS CHANGED! YES, I WENT INTO IT AND CHANGED SOMETHING. THIS SIMPLE! I HAVE EITHER ADDED OR SUBTRACTED ONE WORD!!!!!! GET IT?
IF NOT, I GUESS YOU WON'T WIN! THE FIRST PERSON TO EMAIL ME ON ME EMAIL LINK WITH THE RIGHT ANSWER WILL GET EITHER 10,000 IRAQI DINAR, OR AN IRAQI FLAG THAT I FLEW OVER THIS BUILDING FOR A DAY! I WILL MAKE THEM UP A CERTIFICATE AND A PICTURE OF IT FLYING!

I AM ALSO GONNA REWARD, AT THE END OF MY DEPLOYMENT, THE BLOGGER WITH THE MOST REFERRALS ON MY BLOGPATROL! I KNOW WHO IS LEADING NOW, AND IT IS CLOSE! BUT, I DO APPRECIATE WHEN PEOPLE LINK MY SITE WITH ONE OF THEIR POSTS! I BELIEVE THE PRIZE WILL BE 20,000 DINAR!!

So, also I m gonna do these braingames more often that I make up.
Because I just think like that! I think when I am walking up to work, and at work and walking home from work. I even think when I am playing Video games, or watching a movie!
Meaningless things like the no arms and no legs jokes!

I will start this type of game today and I only thought of this when Classmates.com banned me and I went and signed Mike Riphone up in the class of 90! Classmates pissed me off that day!
Oh yeah, it wasn't totally their fault, I was the one that put the 80's photo of how I looked then as a black porn actor with a Tommy Lee schlong! Lighten up to them.
BUT, it got me thinking of more names that I can use, and feel free to add some in the comments!
-Mark Onwall
-Nick Elendime
-Pete Moss
-Anita Lott(as well as many more)
-Rod Endreal
-Curt Cee
-Barry Ensand
-Erin Itout
-Mary Furmony
-Tim Burr
-Bill Overdue
-Bob N. Foreapple
-Hayley Scomet
-Carrie Stone
-Red Carr
-Harry Pitts
-Ida Guy
-Vida Min(A chinese southern, and Ho Chi Min's relative)


And I know that there obligitory Harry Dick and other dirty ones are availible, but I am not looking for those! And I already owe Madison $2 or $3 from this post! Don't make me owe her more, please!

Well, thanks for all being a part of my 200th Anniversery Special.
Thanks to Missy, the lovely and talented HOT wife of mine for being so great and brainwashed that she fell for me! I Love You Endlessly Sweetheart!
Madison, Hunter, Kendall, and the 6 others we plan to have, thanks for being mine! You are so special to mom and I! I am proud of your accomplishments this year!
Everyone else thanks alot for being there to make me laugh, and cry! Well, really I haven't cried yet! But mostly laughed!

Also, another of me from the video shot yesterday! I can't get any more photos to attach today so I have a great one from the final Surgeon Cell picnic with the farewell to our BG! But I will work on that!
Later,
Erik





19 Comments:

Blogger momma of 2 said...

Hey, I'm the first real commenter today - can I have some Iraq dinars? LOL... Congrats on #200! Have a good one and stay safe! Hector gets to come home in 47 days - we can't wait - but he goes back in Jan ;-(

October 04, 2005 5:27 AM  
Blogger Stacy said...

Congrads on the big #200 Erik. I am celebrating with you right now. A toast to you (diet coke). Have a great day.

October 04, 2005 5:34 AM  
Blogger Sue said...

Erik,
well, I came on the scene a little bit later than others, but every single post - if it has not made me smile, has been thought provoking...and that is a good thing as Martha would say. :) Whatever you set out to have in this site, whether or not it is what you planned, it's been a pleasure to be a part of. The greatest part about your posts is your honesty, and I mean that sincerely. But also a great blessing has been to get to know your family a little bit.
The Holtan family is awesome!!!
God bless you and keep you safe - don't change a thing about this long strange trip(well, except for the words which are part of the Challenge:).

October 04, 2005 6:48 AM  
Blogger Call Me Grandma said...

I won't except the challenge just because it is not my thing.I can't remember what day it is half the time let alone on a word left out of a post.LOL
But, I will congratulate you on your 200 post and tell your family,"Hello guys, it has been a real pleasure. Glad I meet Erik out in cyber space and got to know you guys just a little. You are a lucky family to have each other." Stay safe Erik!

October 04, 2005 7:01 AM  
Blogger Tammy said...

Congrats on the 200!!

My nephew is going to basic for the Air Force today!

I'm a little worried about him!

October 04, 2005 7:05 AM  
Blogger April M. Shah said...

Since you wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday, I will wish you a happy 200 posts! That is wonderful! It has been fun reading your insane and hilarious posts, even if sometimes they don't make any sense at all. Nice to have gotten to know you. Keep up the blogging!

October 04, 2005 7:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Missy,
TMI!
Ryan

October 04, 2005 7:56 AM  
Blogger Erik Holtan said...

Ryan,
Dude, I will say what our other brother in laws told ME, when I tried to quit harping on Missy to take her top off at the Aplle River back in the day! I know your not gay right? What do you think Missy and I will be doing when we get home? I know you and Steph have hit it more then the 2 times you planted it. Yes, we'll be makin love in the pale moonlight til the morning comes, or I can't get it up! Now how's THAT for TMI?

October 04, 2005 8:19 AM  
Blogger Katy said...

Congratulations on the longevity!!! You are one bad ass blogger. Oh crap, do I have to pay your daughter now as well? Thanks for the "shout out"!!! What are friends for? Hi Missy!!! Hope all is good girl!!!

October 04, 2005 9:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy 200th!!!!

October 04, 2005 12:52 PM  
Blogger Effie said...

What about Annette Andajar (the lady who wrote the book about butterflies)? Teehee

I actually knew a guy named:
Michael Hunt--not too bad, eh--try having the teacher call role call and shortening his name to "Mike"

I found your blog through a comment made at Michelle's

Congrat's on 200 posts--pretty impressive! Here's to 200 more!

October 04, 2005 1:21 PM  
Blogger YellowRose said...

Congrats on your 200th post!!

Just a thought..there is a website that will print and bind your blog for you, BlogBinders.com ...would be great to have, great memories!

Stay Safe!

October 04, 2005 4:13 PM  
Blogger Michelle said...

Congratulations on your 200th! You have a very cool blog, and thanks for the comments on mine.

October 04, 2005 4:58 PM  
Blogger Mama Duck said...

No. Thinking.

Totally laughing at the Hot Wife's post...you guys have SO much to catch up on! :)

October 04, 2005 6:43 PM  
Blogger Me said...

WOW ... all that hullabaloo just for a 200th post?! BAH HA HA HA.


I have NO idea how many I've made. I didn't even realize when my 1 year anniversary came and went. I only checked when Lars mentioned his and I knew I started around the same time. Eh, such is life. LOL.

But a special Congrats to you since you just seem so GOSH DARN HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

October 04, 2005 7:10 PM  
Blogger Nature Girl said...

Happy 200th Anniversary! I enjoy reading your blog. I wish my DH was able to make a blog for me while he is deployed, but its imposseroo. Take Care...Stacie

October 04, 2005 8:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well I guess as long as I am not in the room next to (or below) you, I should survive. If you need a place for the kidos to stay when you get back, my kids would love it. (that way they don't get TMI)
Ryan

October 05, 2005 7:27 AM  
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