I know EVERYTHING(just ask me)

So I can't find any photos to put up and I can't seem to offend anyone to comment about me not liking any pets. I am trying to cook up some controversy so A) I can get more readers B) More comments and C) people will start clicking my dang Google adds. Yes, I know I have some GREAT, EXCELLENT, AWESOME, LOYAL regular blog friends, and rest assured I know who all ya all are. Please don't ever get offended if you don't see comments from me more often. I am trying to cut my bloggin teeth now that real life has started again. I think I am getting used to my blogging ways, and YES, I need to update my site, cause let's face it. I am NOT in Iraq anymore. The last thing I want to do is be sitting here 10 years later, and use my experience from Iraq to talk myself up. It would be like the Eddie Munster character(Butch Patrick) who still shows up at car shows to sign autographs because he was Eddie Munster. Well, listen, if you are gonna pay me to sign my name I don't think I would turn you down, but I know, and YOU know that we see these people 20-30 years later and we critique! We look at Eddie Munster and say, MAN, he has a gut and looks older. DUH, he IS older! What do you expect. There just is a sense of letdown, cause he doesn't look the same. I liked that show so nothing against him, I was just using it as an example.
In the vain of has beens, I am a HUGE 80's hair band fan! I mean as far as music goes, YES, I am living in the past. Or I like new albums by those same bands, but I can't not listen to bands that I grew up with. Motley Crue(favorite still), uuhh, Dokken, Firehouse, Kiss, Queensryche, Iron Maiden, Stryper, Bon Jovi, Cinderella, and so on and so on...........
I can say this though, and my son, for a kid is pretty hip, more image conscious than I was at 8 was talking to me the other night, and I think I asked him if he thought I was a cool dad, or boring, and he said cool! (Believe me, he would have told me if I was a dork) I asked why he thought I was cool, and he said "Because you like Rock and Roll"!
He like bands like Green Day, Foo Fighters, 3 Days Grace, Switchfoot, and bands of that nature. I get surprised that he teaches ME about the new bands to like. That might make me hipper!
So anyways, back to the controversy! Or lack thereof.
I DO have political aspirations, and I have to fight to NOT put my opinions out there, and it might not be that big of a deal now, but the last thing I want to do is put ALL my ideals out there based on how I feel at the moment. Yes, I have done it before, but could you imagine, when I am running for governor if they checked back on my blog and saw where I said I was pro squirrel and when I was on the campaign trail I started talking crap about squirrels? I would be torn apart by the press! Either way, I have some controvery in the offing, regarding my opinions on things, so I will carefully skew my opinions as to not look like I am a waffler back and forth on issues, as my wifes and mines favorite aunt on her mom's side Kathy tells me I do. Or DID in Iraq! She said she looked forward to Christmas to call me out, but we never got together for Christmas so I can't wait!
SO.......tells your friends and enemies to stop by, and if they happen to support any of the Google ad proprieters by clicking on the links then so be it!
Have a great day!
Later,
Erik